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82.-89. "ill be fucked up for christmas" Tour 2005

82.  12-17-05 Chatterbox, Lincoln, NE
This was the first night of our winter tour and things didnt start out right.  It was sign of things to come.  The promoter showed up late which didnt makes us happy.  We finally went on and Travis Hansen was deemed as the fill in for Sticky for the tour.  Two songs into the set Sticky runs on stage and tells Travis to leave.  Mike tells Sticky to fuck off and threw him off the stage.  It was a very intense moment for the band but we picked up and destroyed the motherfucker like usual.  Good party after the show.  Mike drank a million jello shots and we had to carry him home.  Good night had by all. 
83.  12-18-05 Booby Trap Bar Topeka, KS
We arrived early in Topeka and had some time to kill.  We decided to bring a pony keg on the road with us and it was the first night out so we filled him up.  We partied in the van in the parking lot of the venue till the show started.  The venue was pretty cool but they never paid us.  Come on now pay the touring band it's only right.  We met a lot of awesome people there, especially this crazy drug lord.  This may sound bad but it is the truth and things happen like this.  He came up to me and asked if we needed a place to stay.  I said sure and he was like "well come on over to my place its right down the block and you can check it out at see if its cool".  So I went down there and I was very nervous the whole time.  He said it was cool if we stayed, but things were just to weird and I had a bad fealing about the whole thing.  So we get back to the venue and he asks me to go get someone with a valid drivers licensce.  So I got Duff who got in this guys car.  I thought we were going right back to his house and Duff and I would walk back.  But to my suprise he said I have some things I need to take care of and I only need one person.  So Duff went off with this strange man running him around Topeka.  We were all very nervous because this guy was so crazy.  Finally Duff returned and to this day he believes he was a drug runner for this crazy drug lord.  As a band we decided to load up and go to the next town instead of staying with this guy.  We packed up and went to Manhattan. 
84.  12-19-05 PJ's Bar and Grill   Manhattan, KS
Well we stayed in a hotel the night before so we had to be up early so went out to do a little shopping (OT Style).  We went to the mall in Manhattan and hit on lots of girls but no one really even cared.  We did talk one guy from hot topic into coming to the show.  We also went to the biggest Hastings store ever and passed out there for about two hours (regular hobo style).  We showed up to the venue like three hours early and destroyed the rest of the pony keg in the van waiting for the show.  Of course in true OT style the venue messed up and scheduled to acoustic john mayer-type bands to open for us.  There was a good crowd but they were all preppies and took off as soon as Speedkill took the stage.  They were not ready for the metal assualt.  Steve from speedkill lost his voice so speedkill cut there set short and OT came on.  We played to about 10 very appreciative fans.  After we played an awesome set they just kept yelling for more.  So we winged a few new songs that werent really done and a cover of Pennywise's "Bro Hymn".  We also played most of our set over.  Basically we played for about an hour and half (unherd of in punk rock).  They kept yelling for more.  After the show we stayed with a band called Kombo Mambo, a very awesome ska band.  We partied all night and Mike passed out in 13 minutes from too much to drink (this is called the FLOPPY FISH from now on).  We met a lot of nice people and had fun in Manhattan.
12-20-05 Oklahmoa City, OK  The Deep End
We had a nice drive through Kansas to Oklahoma which took all day.  We arrived in Oklahoma and things were crazy all ready.  People looked at us like we were the devil when we pulled over for gas and everybody had crazy accents.  We got to the venue a few hours early and had the owners get us some booze.  The venue was unbeliabable.  Looked a lot like Sokol Underground if you know what that is.  Sam, Eric, Steve, and Travis decided to go get some food and took off in the van.  They drove all over the city looking for a buffet to eat because Ramen was getting old quick.  After a lot of time spent driving they found an American buffet called Furs.  To there suprise it was the worst restaurant they have ever ecountered ever!  Asians and Mexicans making hamburgers and spaghetti.  Lame.  So they ate the unbeliaveble food and prepared for the long journey back to the venue.  After getting lost a few times they found the place.  Duff and Mike were already drinking backstage and having a good time.  About 10 minutes before show time the cops raided the place and told the owners to shut down.  They didnt have a legal work permit or something.  So we packed up and headed for Tulsa.  It was a short drive and we found a hotel with Free Porno on the TV.  Could you ask for anything else.  First night no one drank on tour. 
12-21-05 Tulsa Ok.  The Dead End Tavern
We stayed in another hotel and had to pack up early and leave the next morning.  We ate and went shopping all day at the dollar stores.  We eventually ended up downtown and the van was acting up a little. So we determined we needed more transmission fluid in her.  So right there in down town Tulsa we were repairing the van when some locals came up and started talking to us.  To our suprise it was two mexican dudes and an Indian Chick.  The Indian went for Duff who was talking on his phone, and one of the Mexican dudes comes up to me and says "She is Indian she will kill your friend".  Duff just pushed her away and ran towards the van.  The Mexicans insisted on helping us with the transmission flued so we let them.  For their help Eric gave them his rooster booster slushie and a cup of ramen.  Apon recieving this one of the Mexican guys goes "He's got a knife he will cut you up".  This was the time when we knew we had to take off.  We hoped in the van and cruised to the Tulsa mall for some girl scouting before the show.  This mall was a girl haven.  Millions and millions of hotties running around and then theses punk mother fucks on tour.  Needless to say we didnt make a good impression.  We soon headed for the venue.  We set up and the bar owner told us he could only pay us 20$ but we could have all the free booze we wanted.  So we were all wasted before the show even started.  And of coarse something had to go wrong.  They had the worst PA ever.  It was a mostly insturmental set but who cares we got free booze.  So after our set we started parting with these two awesome chicks.  We drank a ton of beer and loaded up our van (hardest load up ever).  Then we headed for a truck stop.  We reached the truck stop safe and sound and got out for some drunken escipades.  We were wrestling around and of coarse the cops came and got on our cases.  They told us to leave but we had no where to go so we stayed and passed out.  A long day in Tulsa came to an end. 
12-22-05
We had a day off here.  We drove from Tulsa all the way to Kansas City.  It was a horribly long drive and everyone was cranky from the night before.  We met up with one of our old friends from Fremont named Sox.  We got drunk with her and crashed at her place. 
12-23-05
We drove from Kansas City all the way to Jefferson SD for our last show of the tour.  Everyone was pretty beat but the spirits were lifted for the show.  We arrived about an hour early with speedkill starting the show with a death metal blast.  Then OT went on and destroyed the crowd.  Most of the crowd were chicks and emo kids but we did run into some of our friends from South Dakota.  After the show we all drank lots of Whiskey and messed around in the parking lot till the show was done.  Then we made the hour and a half trip back home and had Christmas.  Another OT tour in the books.